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Ceo Enron Crewneck Sweatshirt- Latte
The softest sweatshirt you’ll ever wear. This unisex classic mid-weight crewneck is crafted in a plush, textured knit and features ribbed cuffs, and waistband.FABRICATION:8.25 oz (280 GSM)52% Cotton, 48% PolyesterCARE:Machine wash cold, tumble dry lowFIT:Regular FitTrue to sizeSize up if a looser fit is desired
Evergrande Group Hat (Khaki)
Evergrande Group was a Chinese property developer that was once the world's most indebted company, with over $300 billion in debt, and has now been ordered into liquidation by a Hong Kong court.100% CottonEmbroidered Evergrande Group logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
Lehman Brothers Crewneck
Where were you in September of 2008 when the Great Financial Crisis started? Sitting at home with your mommy? Yuck. Instead, use this sweater to pretend you were a high powered Wall St. banker who got greedily overleveraged on subprime housing loans and helped bring about the downfall of the global economy.8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece80% Cotton/20% Polyester with 100% cotton 20 singles face yarn for supreme softnesssplit stitch double needle sewing on all seamstwill neck tape1x1 ribbing at collar, cuffs and waistbandstandard fit
The Market Cap (Forest)
How to calculate market cap:Market cap is determined by multiplying the total number of outstanding shares by the current market price per share.100% CottonEmbroidered Market Cap logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
The EBITDA Hat (Olive Grn)
EBITA, or Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, and Amortization, is a financial metric used to assess a company's operational profitability by excluding interest, taxes, and amortization expenses.100% CottonEmbroidered EBITDA logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
The Enron Classic (Khaki)
SUPPORT AMERICAN CORPORATE FRAUD !100% CottonEmbroidered Enron logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
The Enron Hat (Forest Green)
Suppport American Corporate Fraud, this time in a cultured Forest Green100% CottonEmbroidered Enron logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
Enron 2 Tone Hat (Dark Grn)
SUPPORT AMERICAN CORPORATE FRAUD !100% CottonEmbroidered Enron logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
Enron 2 Tone Hat (Navy)
SUPPORT AMERICAN CORPORATE FRAUD !100% CottonEmbroidered Enron logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
Nortel Quarter Zip Crew (Oxford)
8 oz.Embroidered Nortel logoDouble-needle cover stitching on armhole and waistban1X1 ribbed cuffs with concealed seamsConcealed 6" metal zipper1X1 ribbed band bottomStylish cadet collar
The Market Cap (Black)
How to calculate market cap:Market cap is determined by multiplying the total number of outstanding shares by the current market price per share.100% CottonEmbroidered Market Cap logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
The Enron Hat ( Lakers Edition)
Suppport American Corporate Fraud, this time in a stylish LAKERS colorway.100% CottonEmbroidered Enron logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
The Market Cap (Blue)
How to calculate market cap:Market cap is determined by multiplying the total number of outstanding shares by the current market price per share.100% CottonEmbroidered Market Cap logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting
The Enron Hat (White)
Suppport American Corporate Fraud, this time in a sleek White.100% CottonEmbroidered Enron logoUnstructuredSoft CrownLow-Fitting